I cannot take credit for this. Posted by a high school classmate on Facebook:
"Enough is enough. This is the year of rippled abs and buns of carved stone. I will burst into my 40s on a chariot. Prepare the gladiator, 2010. You are a number that not only am I able to divide, but conquer."
We are all facing down our forties.
Even better, one of my other classmates responded:
"My 40s are going to make my 30s seem like my 80s."